Christwire: Controversial Rock Band The Phish Plots “Mayhem in Manhattan” This New Year’s Eve

Much like Chinese communism, the Phish seeks to destroy faith-based values. In its place, they create a new family unit, comprised not of blood relatives but like-minded adherents to the strange, noxious cult of the Phish. Older pot-addicted groupies, identified by their lack of teeth and rich septic odor, claim an elevated status in this world. They turn their backs on their communities to live “on the road” in dilapidated school buses and pedophile vans, prowling ethnic ghettoes and heartland towns with equal ardor.

I gotta say, they really nailed down the essence of our community! But seriously, this is the most hilarious thing ever.